Let us ask you something, Internets: do you know anyone except for Jennie! who blogs for you every single day? No. You do not. And do you know why you do not? Because no one is as awesome as Jennie!, that's why. Abigail! and Heather! Anne! (of The Collective) are blogging for her today because: a) She deserves a break. b) Neither Abigail! nor Heather! Anne! are writing on their own blogs anymore. c) They have some important research to share with you. See: charts.
Chart 1: Which Animals on the Internets are more important than all babies?
Hypothesis: Nearly all animals except for bears are more important than all babies.
Scientific result: Correct. Animals FTW!
Chart 2: What are the "reasons" to watch American Idol?
Hypothesis: There are none.
Scientific result: Incorrect. There apparently are reasons to watch American Idol.
Conclusion: Ryan Seacrest will eat your unimportant babies.
Please stay tuned for more research. Next time, Abigail! and Heather! Anne! will quantitatively predict which office supplies are most fulfilling, and easiest to steal.
If you need help with the next one, I have some experience with stealing.
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ReplyDeleteJennie, I want to help you out. If you read my blog from yesterday you will find an essential duty for paperclips. Nuff Said.
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Tam, I read that yesterday and am still trying to pretend it never happened.
ReplyDeletetrust me, so am I.
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