Proving, once again, that I will do pretty much anything if asked nicely. Or just asked, really.

POOHEAD BUTTSHITS.

You're welcome.

Vote, bitches. Unless you're disenfranchised (sorry). Oh, and vote for the really important election, too. I really think the gold turkeys are going to change the country.

PS: This whole no caffeine thing is kicking my ass. Seriously. It's making me stupider than, you know, I am on any other day.