And in case anyone was wondering (and don't pretend you weren't), I did NOT forget the rolls. Here is proof:
They look like little butts, right? Tell the truth. It was entirely unintentional, I promise, but a very welcome addition to the Thanksgiving table.
In other butt news, I bought new underwear today. Don't be jealous of my exciting life. Or my butt's exciting life, for that matter. Never mind.