Last night I dreamt that I put a hot tub in my room and when I woke up, my first thought was not, "Why are you dreaming about hot tubs, you freak?" oh no! My first thought was, "Hey, where the hell did my hot tub go?"
Don't tell me it's completely unrealistic to put a hot tub in my bedroom because there is TOTALLY enough room for one!
No, I didn't.
But I could have.
I do, after all, have a tape measure.
You know, somewhere.