I ate too much candy last night. My tummy still hurts.
But, seeing as how we had one trick-or-treater before we gave up on our apartment and went to poach trick-or-treaters at my parent's house, we still have a shit ton of candy. Which means lots of tummyaches to come. Oh, happy happy. Joy joy.
AND NOW . . . Conversations with my Roommate and Also the Cutest Little Spiderman in All the Land:
Me: Aww, you have been our only trick-or-treater tonight.
Me: Wait, don't leave!
Heidi: Yeah, that just means you get a TON of candy!
Me: Here you go.
Spiderman: WOW that is a ton!
Me: I know.
Spiderman: Have a happy Halloween!
Heidi: Oh my god, let's steal him.
And then we did. Did you know they let you post to your blog in jail? True story.