Have you registered to vote? Why not? What's wrong with you? If you don't vote, we can't be friends anymore. I'm sorry, that's just how it is.
Don't worry, you still have time to register. Not much, though. I can't believe you procrastinated this long. And I know a little bit about procrastination. Ok, I know a LOT about procrastination.
Quick! Go here and then vote on Nov. 2nd and we can still be friends.
If you don't vote, I don't want to hear you complaining about the president.
And I'm sure there will be some complaining to do, no matter who wins.